Everyday Strangeness

You know how toast always seems to land butter-side down?

I had a cinnamon roll on a plate to go into the microwave when, clumsy thing that I am, I dropped the plate. "Damn i-"

But wait! Yes, indeed, the plate is face down on the floor, thankfully unbroken. But the cinnamon roll...

unbelievabily, is in my hand. Somehow, without realizing it, I caught it on the way down!

I think I just used up my karma for the week...