Stop Me If You've Heard This One

[mood: amused]
[listening to: nothing in particular]
[smelling: my slightly burned chicken LOL]

Not his own joke by his own admission, found in "Steve Allen's Private Joke File":

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what?

Answer: A super-callused-fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.